Noob Encounters

[Potu]

If you ever had a funny noob encounter post it here ;D heres some of mine.

Noob (level - 3) WOW how did you do that?

Me (level - 57) um, do what?

Noob: You danced. How??

Me: OOOOOOOH that, ....not telling

Noob: I'll report you if you dont tell.

Me: Report me for what?

Noob: Ill get on my level 219 account and kik ur ass!

Me: lets see that account of yours...

Noob: I cant some1 hacked it.

Noob logs off.


I was kinda mean to noob s back then . Heres another one of mine.

Noob (level 24) Can I have 100k free plz plz im so poor all I have is green cape

Me (Level 60) no sorry, I dont give out that much money.

Noob: plz

Noob: plz

Noob: PLZ!!!!111!

Me: no, go away

Noob: HEY EVERYONE!!! POTUX IS HAVING A DROP PARTY!!!

Me: ...

Noob: HE DROPPED ADDY ITEMS ITS SO COOL! ITS THE BEST DROP PARTY EVAR!!!

(all these noobs start following me asking for items. I log onto my level 22 pure mage and tell the Noob to follow me for free items. I take him 20 deep into the wildy and blasted him with water bolt till he died, and got addy full helm, mith pl8, black platelegs, and 12k. He was 'poor' alright.)

Post your noob encounters here!

[woteva]

nicely done ;D

[stany]

I was level 21 back then a level 17 noob came up to me and said "wanna fight?" I he wore full mith and iron2h So we went into wildy I used kept hitting and using fire bolt he died. I met him again in lumby and he kept saying this guy is givving away free r2hs! So everyone kept following me untill I told them "get away you beggars!" Some still followed but I logged into a diffrent world so it was over.

[DarkAngel]

Never had someone tell people i was givin away stuiff to follow me. There aren't that many noobs and beggars on mmembers.